Monday, July 03, 2006

Happy 4th of Quinctilis

I wanted to wish all you citizes of the Republic of Utica out there a Happy 4th of Quinctilis. In the days when Marcus Porcius Cato Uticensis walked the Earth, that is what this month was called, and next month would be called Sextilis. However, a Left Wing politician came on the scene in Rome, wanting to be King. He renamed Quinctilis "Julius" after himself, and his successor renamed Sextilis "August" after himself (such megalomania! Even Uncle Joe Stalin never tried that).

Being staunchly republican in my ways, I propose that we return the ancient names of our two hottest months to their ancient names. Let us not honor the Leftist who would be King and his successor, who was.


Happy 4th of Quinctilis!


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Senate threw the honors at Caesar to discredit him. All the honors they heaped on him made him look more a king than Dictator. I find it funny that Cato was so stodgy, but would stoop to bribery to outdo Caesar, whom the PEOPLE liked so much.

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